Asuka, your slender girlish thigh is bigger around than your waist.

Like, a lot!

YOU ARE ALL UNDERAGE

YES, EVEN IN JAPAN

At first glance, there appear to be only two legs in this image, which overall gives the impression of some horrible mythical multi-hipped monster, some lost child of Poseidon and Gaia that guards the gaping black collecting card void.

But no, it’s just a pair of inexplicably pissed schoolgirls.

Eva never knows where to put anyone’s hips. Usually it errs with way down on the thighs, but Mari’s have crept quite a few inches north.

ANGEL MASTECTOMY OH MY GOD

Are we tired of coffee? I think we’re tired of coffee.

These are… actually not weird at all, they are extremely typical images for both of them. But I may as well round out the set. The horrible, horrible, set.

Shinji looks seven years old here.

Good luck, you crazy underage psychos.

This is a very… dense image. There’s a lot going on here. This is a serious anime.

Most awkward sleepover possible.