Weird Official Evangelion Art.
Put that down before you hurt yourself.

Put that down before you hurt yourself.

Kaworu, your head is wider than your hips.

Kaworu, your head is wider than your hips.

The world’s least enthusiastic raptor impression.

The world’s least enthusiastic raptor impression.

Girl Dressed as Strawberry, 2001
That is… quite a shirt, Shinji.

Girl Dressed as Strawberry, 2001

That is… quite a shirt, Shinji.

Penguin with Hubcap, Moongazing, 2001

Penguin with Hubcap, Moongazing, 2001

There it is again.
He likes that shirt. That is probably Shinji’s favorite shirt.

There it is again.

He likes that shirt. That is probably Shinji’s favorite shirt.

THAT IS NOT HOW BANDAGES WORK

THAT IS NOT HOW BANDAGES WORK

Child Protective Services does not look kindly on abandoning your child in a flooded hellscape.
Yes, even if you left him a beer for company.

Child Protective Services does not look kindly on abandoning your child in a flooded hellscape.

Yes, even if you left him a beer for company.

LILITH, WHY DO YOU NEED WINGS
WHERE YOU GONNA FLY
THE STRATOSPHERE COMES UP TO YOUR HIPS

LILITH, WHY DO YOU NEED WINGS

WHERE YOU GONNA FLY

THE STRATOSPHERE COMES UP TO YOUR HIPS