Weird Official Evangelion Art.

Are we tired of coffee? I think we’re tired of coffee.

Shinji looks seven years old here.
Good luck, you crazy underage psychos.

Shinji looks seven years old here.

Good luck, you crazy underage psychos.

This is a very… dense image. There’s a lot going on here. This is a serious anime.

This is a very… dense image. There’s a lot going on here. This is a serious anime.

I know we’re supposed to be knee-jerk reactionaries about anorexic anime girls being packed into fetish wear, but I’ll be honest, I am worried about these two.

This is as good a time as ever to ask this rhetorical question:
What the hell kind of penguin has clawed wings?

This is as good a time as ever to ask this rhetorical question:

What the hell kind of penguin has clawed wings?

Asuka seems to have interrupted some brilliant plan or other.

Asuka seems to have interrupted some brilliant plan or other.

That is a very fancy and non-canonical upgrade you’ve got there, little boy.

That is a very fancy and non-canonical upgrade you’ve got there, little boy.

uh, Touji
can this wait

uh, Touji

can this wait

Asuka and Shinji have 5000 yen riding on this.
I have no idea what they are doing back there, but it involves some faces.

Asuka and Shinji have 5000 yen riding on this.

I have no idea what they are doing back there, but it involves some faces.

I BRING YOU LOOOOOVE.

I BRING YOU LOOOOOVE.